Panic ATTACK!

OH MY F**KING OF ALL THING HOLY!

I'm experiencing my first panic attack with my wedding plans! The very expensive resort where I want to hold my wedding reception with no-outside-caterers-allowed-only-our-own-resto rule is said to have bad food! argggggghhhhhhhhhh! and to think they charge P350/person! My baby sis was told that the Ginat-an tasted sour--how the fu*k can you do that?! its just coconut milk and sugar for the sabaw!

My ate says, 'didn't you have a Plan B?'

Yeah, I sorta-kinda-have but just in worst-case scenario--I never thought it would be this soon that i should be using it! Sabin is OK but nothing special about the place, i want the grandeur of Caluwayan. The jaw-dropping view. The romance of the whole place g*ddamnit!

Do you think its OK if I called the resort up and say: HEY, I HEARD YOU HAVE VERY CRAPPY FOOD! CAN I BRING MY OWN CATERER?

come with?