Thursday, August 17, 2006

A Tribute to all of you...

When you enter the operations floor in the WorldClass, WorldWild, Inc. (a call center), you will immediately notice the buzz of teams trying desperately to catch up and be the number one in the ranking.

Team Pirates' TL is telling an agent, when i talk to you, look at me (he thinks he's the uber-buff coach)! If you check Team Mirror, you will see their TL (the ifeminite one but a looker also) smiling and softly saying, we'll go out after the shift...Ayala here we come. While Team Happy's TL is happily bouncing about with the tune of hip-hop on his side. On the side is Team Eyebrows, their TL busily typing away on her keyboard, totally nonchalant of the members (this one is the negatively obssessed with sales--fraud!). Team Denim's TL is quietly smiling about in the middle of the floor, chatting with the other TL (calling him Daddy). The Team Shinee's TL is galloping his way out with the lovely golden chick. If you check the middle of the floor, you'll notice the 'island.' The ever present and workaholic Queen Bee (a head turner) is in the midst of her concentration, you'll even catch her muttering some incoherent lines (must be the downside of the job title).

Suddenly a raucous laughter is heard from the right end of the floor. A whiteboard with black and white pictures taped all around it, marks the sales for the day with a line on the right side, happy ka? A tall almost bald guy, Lex Luthor and a girl with golden highlights, on her hair is standing,Kate Moss laughing loudly. The Pharoah with his left hand on his nape, is snickering. Captain Planet is seen on kneeling on top of his chair, turning and turning and turning some more, commenting with his endless dilemma of making a ton-load of sales. Blondie Cruz is on the end of the row, reading the TOS (and thinking, where's the camera?). Princess Mi-At y Elorde (logged out again for no purpose) is in the middle of the group, sitting on the ergonomic chair, blushing because as always, she's become the focal point of green jokes. Stargazer Bandit is sitting on a chair with he left leg under her, laughing; Audrey Hepburn is standing on the other side of the row, laughing; Mrs. White is busily selling away and you can hear her say, Congratulations...; The Flash is laughing so hard with his tight black slacks and; Jamie reBond is sitting on her chair closing a sale, and trying hard not to laugh with the customer on the other end.

Then suddenly, silence from the group. Each of the members, including the Pharaoh smiles, then, laughter again.

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The Infamous Lines/Styles

Princess Mi-At y Elorde punches the speaker button on her Avaya, PAC, i cannot log-in because my special project is not working, i already logged in sa Avaya. I'll just log in as soon as my special (spatial?) project is working. Then pushes, the mute button, Lain sad kaayo if di...Labayon ta' ka...

The Pharaoh shouts, where's The Flash? We have a post-shift meeting... Daddy, hina-harrass ka ba ng mga agents mo? Kanu-a man ta muadto Sumilon--cge, Dumaguete na lang, WOW philippines na 'to...

Lex Luthor stands up, goes over Jamie reBond's station, ubani ko SM, palit ko'g fish food...Kinsa muadto SM kay mupalit ko'g shampoo sa ako dog... Asa man ako Yakult (with his arms on his hips)?

Blondie Cruz, turns her head, Unsa unsa man? Adto tah Bohol, kitan tanan! uy Girrrrrrllllllll....

Kate Moss turns her chair and gives a one-liner, unya happy ka? Yeko ar...semi-gol tuo oks

Jamie reBond, ning-ning ka ma'am?

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